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please, tommy. please.

(Source: stylestylynsky, via plztommyplz)


Maze Runner A-Z: Immunity (x)

Maze Runner A-Z: Immunity (x)

(via newt-is-the-glue)

haalander:

i hope that im not the only one who found this part from the scorch trials unnecessarily funny

haalander:

i hope that im not the only one who found this part from the scorch trials unnecessarily funny

(Source: softposey, via newt-is-the-glue)

newt-is-the-glue:

whydontihatemarrymyself:

nudes? no. send me newts. thousands and thousands of newts. my reptilian army will never be vanquished

I thought this maybe would fit in with this fandom, too

I was hoping for that kind of newt too.

(Source: turboshitnerd, via plztommyplz)

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bakeddd:

chocolate chunk skillet cookie
click here for recipe

bakeddd:

chocolate chunk skillet cookie

(via lovelikesinners)

"You are made
out of comets
and stars.

Do not surround
yourself with those
that treat you like
dirt and dust."

Noor Shirazie (via thesoutherly)

(via sunshineofthecloudymind)

skyeandi:

unamusedsloth:

Abandoned dog that lived under a dumpster for 11 months is rescued and adopted

(Source: unamusedsloth, via ben-a-dict)

trinityvixen:

marvelrepresent:

American Dream and Spider-Girl hoodies, found at Party City

They’re…not…sexy???? WE CAN HAVE NICE THINGS??? AND THEY ARE HOODIES SO THEY ARE PROBABLY COMFORTABLE WTF?

(via v4ni11ac0ke)

monkeygrrlee:

rush-hearty:

soupery:

these puppies believe in you, and you should too

For all of you who are having a bad day ;3 get better soon

This made me so happy

(via v4ni11ac0ke)

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(via mrfizzlessaysyourelying)

wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

(via v4ni11ac0ke)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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